kogepan's Story
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I am Kogepan. I was from a bakery shop in Hokkaido.
My bakery shop is very famous in Japan because the red bead buns that it churns out
are so delicious that only 20 of such type are made each day. I was supposed to be a
delicious red bean bun too, but an
unfortunate accident had happened... |
On the day I was supposed to be brought into
the oven, I was thrilled because the moment has finally arrived for me
to become what most breads have always wanted to be - a high quality red
bean bread.
As I continue to ponder on that, I began to giggle in excitement. |
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When the baker began to take
me and my friends out from the oven, I was ecstatic because everything
had went smoothly. However, my happiness is somehow short-lived when the baker accidentally
tilted the pan and... |
And I fell back into the oven and
disappeared into a cloud of smoke. I looked around for my friends but
they were not there. I was very afraid.
I was getting cooked again and there was a burnt smell seeping out
from me. I thought to myself "Somebody please come and save
me!" |
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Nobody noticed that I was missing and I
waited in the oven for another 30 minutes. My skin was no longer a golden
color and had turned dark brown. I smelt awful.
Finally, the baker saw me and took me out from the oven, but he did
not place me back on the shelves where the other red bean buns were. |
I am a burnt bread and certainly, nobody
wants to buy me. I felt lonely and upset. I thought to myself that my
life as a bread was very meaningless. I was so disillusion that my eyes
turned white. |
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The other red bean buns always mock at me,
calling me awful names. The baker did not even pay attention to me at
all. I think the whole world hates me. |
I decided to run away from home. Nobody will
care anyway. I shall run to a place where nobody exists and nobody will
make fun of me. |
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I spent most of my time smoking and drinking
milk as beer. I became very depressed and pessimistic. |
After a few days, I finally came to my
senses, and decided not to live my life like this anymore. The bakery is
still my home after all. |
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Back at the bakery I decided to read a book
titled "How to become a delicious bread" to improve myself. I
believed that if I continue to work hard, I will eventually attain my
dream of becoming a delicious red bean bun. |
But every time I see the other red bean buns
I lose hope and become jealous again. I always lecture them about
the life of being a bread and because of that, all of them were afraid
of me. |
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Saturday, September 29, 2007
Here goesThis is my first post.I reuse this blog cause i don know how to change the skins for those new blogs.not very smart lar. heehee..I am a very average person no siblingsno looksone grandmothertwo parentsI love them, they love me..have super little allowance.AND i want to loss weight ..It's kind of tough trying to slim down, i tried almost everything from pills, cream and starvation. but i still remain the same, the only difference was my full to empty bank account.
Pills DID not work at all. not even half a kg. and i tried pills only because my ex told me to, stupid sucker. I thought all i had to do was to become thin and he will love me even more, but obviously being my EX, he did not. I broke off with him in the end cause he used lamest way to make me break with him.
by IGNORING ME totally, jerk .
That is also one of my reason why i want to loss my fats, i want to show him how much he have lost for treating me like crap.
WELL, back to losing weight, i am seriously working hard on it, i am now keeping a food diary, reading up books on weight losing, and even trying out recipes on low fat dishes.
now i am starting something new, that is to not skip breakfast. I think i read it somewhere that if don't take your breakfast within 1 hour after waking up, you will have damn low metabolism.
Because our ancestors are some people who goes without food for ages when they are hunting,(they can't really eat wad they hunt mar, lidat their family eat grass meh) we, the evolution species becomes mammals who have bodies which automatically BURN AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE mode when we have little food.
RESULTS >>> still a fat piece of lard.
that what i used to do and i believe many other people do too cause i can always hear people saying how hungry they are because they eat breakfast, so chubby people out there, EAT! Super THIN people out there, drink your cooking oil. HAHA.. as the saying goes, if you can't slim down, make the people around fat =) hmms, a bit cold hor.. heehee..
work hard!
10:55 PM * Janice
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`is FAT
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`bear soft toys
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