kogepan's Story
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I am Kogepan. I was from a bakery shop in Hokkaido.
My bakery shop is very famous in Japan because the red bead buns that it churns out
are so delicious that only 20 of such type are made each day. I was supposed to be a
delicious red bean bun too, but an
unfortunate accident had happened... |
On the day I was supposed to be brought into
the oven, I was thrilled because the moment has finally arrived for me
to become what most breads have always wanted to be - a high quality red
bean bread.
As I continue to ponder on that, I began to giggle in excitement. |
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When the baker began to take
me and my friends out from the oven, I was ecstatic because everything
had went smoothly. However, my happiness is somehow short-lived when the baker accidentally
tilted the pan and... |
And I fell back into the oven and
disappeared into a cloud of smoke. I looked around for my friends but
they were not there. I was very afraid.
I was getting cooked again and there was a burnt smell seeping out
from me. I thought to myself "Somebody please come and save
me!" |
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Nobody noticed that I was missing and I
waited in the oven for another 30 minutes. My skin was no longer a golden
color and had turned dark brown. I smelt awful.
Finally, the baker saw me and took me out from the oven, but he did
not place me back on the shelves where the other red bean buns were. |
I am a burnt bread and certainly, nobody
wants to buy me. I felt lonely and upset. I thought to myself that my
life as a bread was very meaningless. I was so disillusion that my eyes
turned white. |
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The other red bean buns always mock at me,
calling me awful names. The baker did not even pay attention to me at
all. I think the whole world hates me. |
I decided to run away from home. Nobody will
care anyway. I shall run to a place where nobody exists and nobody will
make fun of me. |
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I spent most of my time smoking and drinking
milk as beer. I became very depressed and pessimistic. |
After a few days, I finally came to my
senses, and decided not to live my life like this anymore. The bakery is
still my home after all. |
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Back at the bakery I decided to read a book
titled "How to become a delicious bread" to improve myself. I
believed that if I continue to work hard, I will eventually attain my
dream of becoming a delicious red bean bun. |
But every time I see the other red bean buns
I lose hope and become jealous again. I always lecture them about
the life of being a bread and because of that, all of them were afraid
of me. |
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Sunday, September 30, 2007
One of my biggest weakness is food, TOP FIVE FOOD THAT I LOVE1. Pasta 2. Sambal Kang Kong 3. Herbal Chicken4. Baked Rice5. Chicken RiceToday, i was faced with two of the above,PLUSPLUSanother plate of the oily oily hong kong tofu.I can see my calories sky rocketing.. T.TBUTI still cannot stand not eating all of themso too bad lor, become fatter.Today, i went swimming with my parents.The heat rays are crazy, I am fat already, imagine me being tan.FAT + TAN = roast PIGARHHHHH.....So i ended up swimming at one side of the pool where there is no sun.Thus i have concluded that, I NEED SUN BLOCK!!WHY must asians have YELLOW skin,I wonder what was the person who created us was thinking about,PWCU(person who created us)PWCU : I like peach and snow, i think i will make humans snow white with a dash of peach.Friend : Harr... Lidat lyk boring lor..PWCU : True, But what colour should i choose? Friend : Any colours that you lyk?PWCU : I KNOW! I shall close my eyes and choose a colour to mix with white..Friend : Err.. you seriously think that is ok?PWCU : Why not, so easy just dab something with my eyes closed..Friend : Gaaaa.. ** choke choke***The above are just part of my imagination, no offence to anyone.But lucky, somebody did invent cosmetics that has really light colours.and we do have peach blushers too.Talking about cosmetics, i receive two free cosmetics from my aunt.YAY!I love freebies, I am a 101% Singaporean mar!!BOURJOIS - paris- Somemore can take out and change new colours de..
And lastly THIS!!Too bad the tone a bit darker than my normal skin,Guess i use it around my jaw. see can become smaller mar.I have a very bad temper today, feel kind of bad for my mum and dad,how do they take all my crap,24/7.But that's also why i love them a lot,I guess i will have to work really hard and earn tons of cash and give them a good life.I am kind of sad,my parents are aging.I think i am going to buy a new book on how to cook anti aging meals.I want them to live till like 100 years old at least.They are the only person in the world that i can trust and who love me truly.Like if i have to save my mum and dad or my hubby, i will choose my mum and dad.I can always be a single mum. Actually i love children,but i am really wondering if i should even have a child in the future.can u imagine how much shit she/he has to take in this degree bLAH world,you have to be lyk a genius lar.If i am going to have a baby, i will make sure i can make him a genius before bringing him into this world.I am boring..haha..well tip for losing weight today,I like this tip.Ask the restaurant to put half of what you order in a takeaway bag even before eating your food.can save money plus eat less.GOOD DEAL!!Good night darlings =)
6:44 PM * Janice
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Saturday, September 29, 2007
Here goesThis is my first post.I reuse this blog cause i don know how to change the skins for those new blogs.not very smart lar. heehee..I am a very average person no siblingsno looksone grandmothertwo parentsI love them, they love me..have super little allowance.AND i want to loss weight ..It's kind of tough trying to slim down, i tried almost everything from pills, cream and starvation. but i still remain the same, the only difference was my full to empty bank account.
Pills DID not work at all. not even half a kg. and i tried pills only because my ex told me to, stupid sucker. I thought all i had to do was to become thin and he will love me even more, but obviously being my EX, he did not. I broke off with him in the end cause he used lamest way to make me break with him.
by IGNORING ME totally, jerk .
That is also one of my reason why i want to loss my fats, i want to show him how much he have lost for treating me like crap.
WELL, back to losing weight, i am seriously working hard on it, i am now keeping a food diary, reading up books on weight losing, and even trying out recipes on low fat dishes.
now i am starting something new, that is to not skip breakfast. I think i read it somewhere that if don't take your breakfast within 1 hour after waking up, you will have damn low metabolism.
Because our ancestors are some people who goes without food for ages when they are hunting,(they can't really eat wad they hunt mar, lidat their family eat grass meh) we, the evolution species becomes mammals who have bodies which automatically BURN AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE mode when we have little food.
RESULTS >>> still a fat piece of lard.
that what i used to do and i believe many other people do too cause i can always hear people saying how hungry they are because they eat breakfast, so chubby people out there, EAT! Super THIN people out there, drink your cooking oil. HAHA.. as the saying goes, if you can't slim down, make the people around fat =) hmms, a bit cold hor.. heehee..
work hard!
10:55 PM * Janice
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